July 2010
124 posts
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Restroom.
Why are you talking?
I am trying to pee here.
For fuck sake shut up.
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Retin-A
Burning my skin.
Preventing any wrinkles.
Never too early!
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Rocky's Crown Pub.
Small grill in the back.
Getting intoxicated.
It is worth the wait.
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I herd u liek mudkipz.
A weekly crossword.
Taking up all of my time.
The SD Reader.
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Underfuckingstand???
No to your party.
No to your conversation.
No to your Facebook.
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Mad Man.
With the rain falling-
In the back seat of a cheap cab.
Don Draper continues.
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Donuts...Donuts...Donuts...
Donuts are tempting.
But I don’t want to bust seams.
I will pass this time.
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FresNo.
One hundred degrees.
Sweltering heat before noon.
Never returning!
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OMGWTFBBQLOL (or 8hrs w/o an iphone)
Without an iphone.
How am I suppose to go on?
Give me my new phone!
Needless to say, I got the Iphone 4 second day after release w/o pre-ordering.
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Derma-replacement.
Showing some butt crack.
In a too short skirt she walks.
Pock-marked with acne.
troubleismybusiness asked: Its good to know someone out there still appreciates the concise splendor of a good haiku, keep up the good syllables
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Waste of time.
You ask me for help.
And then spend ten minutes NOT listening.
My answer was right.
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And?
So much complaining.
So many weirdos around here.
Olla podrida.
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Pfizer.
Prescribing doctors.
Pockets deep with drug reps.
Monogram gifts.
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Breakroom Microwave.
A poisonous snake.
Spreading office discontent.
Feeding off gossip.
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Debt.
You, treading water.
Keeping afloat with credit.
Selling memories.
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Samantha.
Don’t mess with Brooklyn.
Fast talking with attitude.
She will cut and gut.
shestuttered asked: thanks for the follow
your tumblr is wonderful
i'll be sure to read
:]
your tumblr is wonderful
i'll be sure to read
:]
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AMC.
I regret so much.
Not going to the movies.
I was too tired.
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CTL F7
Punching the keyboard.
It won’t change the end result.
Misunderstanding.
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Outlook Drama.
Please stop emailing-
non-work related emails-
They will fire you.
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Pabst.
It must be trendy.
Tall can Tuesday’s at the bar.
Hipsters now flocking.
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Pending.
Facebook stalking me.
But getting nowhere too fast.
Stop the friend request.
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Sweeps.
The door is closed.
Important discussions.
Who will they fire?
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Second Chance.
An absence of mind.
A memory worth the risk.
Stained by nature.
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Manic Monday.
“Cheer up” they say.
I’m minding my own business.
Too moody today.
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Moa.
He hasn’t even left.
And already I miss him.
One week is too long.
selley asked: How sweet these wise words
That march down my laptop screen
I follow gladly
That march down my laptop screen
I follow gladly
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ATT
Pressing send. Easier said than done. Breaking bad news is getting easier. Giving good news is even better; fills that slight 2 minute moment with warmth. Yet, even good news is just bad news hiding underneath.
elainesbrain asked: i like your haikus
they are very coherent,
artistic n shit
they are very coherent,
artistic n shit
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Opened Pack.
Silver Marlboro.
He was never one to smoke.
Until Alaska.
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Mercy Road.
Scripps Poway Parkway.
A long way from Clairemont.
Ten degree different.
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Violet Valentine.
The sound of dead air-
Like a love lost by distancce.
Not even goodbye.
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Macy's
It’s one size too small.
A sexy gray pencil skirt.
I won’t be eating.
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Sovereign.
So restless at night.
Sleeping in a king-sized bed.
But without the King.
bluepueblo asked: I like what you are doing. The images and metaphors are excellent.
Blue Pueblo
Blue Pueblo
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Plum Crazy Saloon.
Drunken whiskey slut.
Requesting bottle service.
Cheap booze for sex.
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Hunter in a RL Polo shirt.
He is sweet talking.
She isn’t understanding.
A love predator.
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"Mantis"
Fake eyelashes.
Mantis has an ass for miles.
Fuck then kill after.
lieandtell asked: I don't really know if you do things like this, but here is a haiku I wrote
"Wrist, Watch"
She showed me her wrist,
And said, that there is no way
I could forget you.
I really like what you're doing here, by the way.
"Wrist, Watch"
She showed me her wrist,
And said, that there is no way
I could forget you.
I really like what you're doing here, by the way.
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Decent pay.
One hour to go.
Never had a job I hated-
until I started.
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Shady Commish.
Like a bear sleeping.
Waking only as the sun rises.
The old man yawns.
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Tacoma.
Closing the truck door.
The key in the ignition.
In reverse, leaving.
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Missing Summer (wearing wool sweaters in July)
Thick marine layer.
Preventing the Sun from shining.
Too cold for the beach.
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Clairemont.
Savoring coffee.
Tecolote Canyon view.
Before the Sun rise.
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Carrillo Fuentes.
Drug smugglers.
Better pay ransom or die.
Don’t fuck with Cartel.
matthewwrites asked: Hey there,
I found a haiku I wrote a couple of years ago for a writing module at Uni.
The Patriarch
King sits, armchair, throne.
The stench of wealth permeates.
Loyal subjects must bow.
If you like it, post it :-)
I found a haiku I wrote a couple of years ago for a writing module at Uni.
The Patriarch
King sits, armchair, throne.
The stench of wealth permeates.
Loyal subjects must bow.
If you like it, post it :-)
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Corporate Spam.
An email blast.
Dozens of computers beeping.
Not even crucial.
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Discreet web browsing.
She is on patrol.
With thick eyeglasses she looks.
Catching any trouble.
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The Black Socks.
Sick of business dress.
I talk on the phone all damn day.
A sexy voice.