July 2010
124 posts
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Verified.
If I ask your name-
I don’t want to hear anything else.
Tell me who you are.
m0ti0nsickness-deactivated20100 asked: i LOVE haikus. this is a great idea for a blog. I'll post some of mine soon :)
June 2010
78 posts
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Big Bertha.
Old hag with big butt.
Breaking the restroom toilet seat.
Farting McDonald’s.
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Signed, Sealed, and Returned.
Sitting here waiting.
Trying not to be so nervous.
All dressed up, ready.
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GTFO
No haiku today.
Haven’t had a chance to relax.
People keep talking.
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Monet.
She looks like a mess.
Please don’t ever wear a dress.
She is under stress.
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Chats McChats
He is a douche-bag.
Always talking shit on others.
Annoying accent.
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ADHD.
Wide eyed and talking.
Not making any sense at all.
All thanks to Monday.
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Mark as Read.
Randomly the message was received with no real indication of a purpose. Just words.
A phrase that I wouldn’t bother to bring up. I tightened my jaw, ignoring the disruption. I continued on but the message bothered me. The message was an accusation that I should care.
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Replies.
Commenting on blogs.
An anonymous opinion.
It takes just one click.
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Ghetto.
In San Diego-
She will prefer Chula Vista.
Never mind the beach.
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Melva.
Her hair was bobbed.
Tattooed sleeves and red shoes.
Pout pink lips to match.
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Verbal Vomiting.
Don’t you get tired?
Of talking about nothing new?
I am sick of you.
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Moody (but I like her).
Sometimes she is nice.
However, she has her moments.
Sometimes she is mean.
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Edu.
Callous memories.
A second chance at education.
Learned a lot from life.
theduty asked: here ya go!
enjoy!
http://kitsunenoir.com/category/the-desktop-wallpaper-project/
enjoy!
http://kitsunenoir.com/category/the-desktop-wallpaper-project/
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Somebody fire this fucking guy.
He is being vague.
By offering very little.
Job security.
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The Mantra?
It was too hurtful.
Knowing more could have been done.
Forget and move on?
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Fake.
A little more effort.
In the expression of “friendship”.
Nothing has been felt.
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Me.
All she does is write.
Stupid haiku about others.
She does look busy.
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Interviewed.
On pins and needles.
Waiting for a reply, any day.
Self doubt looming close.
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"Let me transfer you.."
Her voice is too high.
Squelching pitch through the telephone.
Shut the fuck up! Please!
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SQ daily.
You call me forĀ help.
I try to explain everything.
But you don’t listen.
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Irony.
They fired Jesus.
He wasn’t cut out for the job.
What would he do now?
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Blocked
Pressuring to write.
Coming up with nothing but dirt.
Monday satires.
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Foggy.
Trying to wake up.
I was napping all Sunday long.
My mind is foggy.
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Belle.
Her Southern voice trailed around my throat.
It took her eons to say anything.
I waited patiently, staring.
Expressionless.
It wasn’t until the question she finally asked deliberately choked any answer I may have had.
I paused: rattling off the bad news in my California accent.
Her goodbye took a few painful minutes.
I heard what she said under her breath; it was bubbling brown sugar.
Anonymous asked: If I was australian
I would say
Good on you mate
I would say
Good on you mate
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I love you.
A quiet evening.
Silently reading a good book.
You, interrupting.
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Wigger-ette.
White girl acting black.
Walking around in too tight jeans
Her snacks hanging out.
(they make fun of her daily)
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Quatrains.
A torn page lingers.
Written where the words of tonight.
Unable to try.
mineralaccident-deactivated2011 asked: Absolutely love your haikus. You're pretty good at working with them. I've just started looking over them, but so far I'm really glad you followed me so I could find this.
And thank you for the follow, by the way, I appreciate that greatly.
And thank you for the follow, by the way, I appreciate that greatly.
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%$#@
Not another creep.
Following me to the break room.
I just want my tea.
Anonymous asked: Funny .... specially since know most of the.... how you say.... perps
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Missed call.
The sun reflected.
A mirror formed on the street.
Displaying the past.
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New Girl.
She brought in treats.
Lemon muffins with glazed sugar.
She won me over.
Cold Transfer.
You can’t read a note?
To know that we don’t handle this?
Just give a number!
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The Von's parking lot.
She stood there, chest out-
“You have plenty of time to marry!”
Pure MILF wisdom.
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The Supervisor.
“The shit rolls down hill”
She burps while eating a corn dog.
Blame it on others.
Unlucky.
He smiles shyly.
The teeth rotting out of his head.
His laugh makes me cringe.
emptyuniverse asked: Do you write all these yourself? Some of them make my smile.
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The hysterical concept of ATO vs. PTO
Working holiday.
I am still not an employee.
This job can suck it.
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Estrosuck.
I need a cookie.
Ovaries playing tricks with logic.
Disrupting hormones.
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Years ago.
Following the rain.
She sang until the very end.
Even now he weeps.
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Dante's free ride.
Stopping at the gate.
A simple ferry ride to Hell.
Re-thinking the end.
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Standard Review.
Clouds overhead.
Chance stains the waking memory.
The second coming.
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Fat Chicks.
With hooker heels-
She tears up the carpet walking.
Hood rat faking it.
Writing prompts gone awry.
With papers scattered.
She became unglued at the sight.
A lack of writing.
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San Paradise.
Stranded on the beach.
With a good book and a cold drink.
Summer time is here.